For the past few weeks one of my closest friends has been dating a new boy, but for reasons that were not yet apparent to me, she refused to let me meet him. So as a means of annoyment for her friendship infraction, I spent the majority of last week exacting revenge, subtly.
Text Message Exchange on November 1, 2014
Me: I'm downtown. Wanna go shopping?
Jenny: I can’t, I’m at brunch.
Me: Oh, with Rae?
Text Message Exchange on November 2, 2014
Jenny: What are you doing?
Me: Eating Sour Patch Kids in bed.
Jenny: Come over! And bring The Patch.
Me: Okay. Will I be bringing enough for Rei as well?
Gchat Conversation on November 3, 2014
Me: What are you doing for lunch?
Jenny: I dunno. I’m still on second breakfast.
Me: Oh, right.
Me: I'm thinking barbecue. I've had a hankering for Sweet Baby Reigh's all week.
Text Message Exchange on November 4, 2014
Me: I wanna do Yosemite with you and Jamie next month.
Jenny: Sweet! I'm in.
Me: Great! I'll start planning it. Will Rhaye be joining us?
Gchat Conversation on November 5, 2014
Jenny: Are you still in for dinner with my mom on Wednesday?
Jenny: Okay good.
Me: Will she have the pleasure of meeting Wrey while she's in town?
Jenny: No, but you're really good at coming up with different ways to spell Ray.
Me: Aw, thank you. Honestly, I've found it to be a really fun challenge this week.
Jenny: You do realize that this is why you haven't met him yet, right?
Me: Yup. A really good call on your part.