I Think I've Done Less than Ten Things Today

Let's count together.

  1. Woke up.
  2. Peed.
  3. Ran two miles at Gay Running Club.
  4. Took a nap.
  5. Ate a bag of potato chips that I found in a backpack under my bed.
  6. FaceTimed my parents.
  7. Ordered a sandwich.
  8. Watched The Skulls.
  9. Put dirty clothes in the washing machine.

Yup. I am the laziest.