Tweet Don't Lie

Tonight I went costume shopping and margarita drinking and found far greater success doing the second thing. Since, and I find this truth to be an unfortunate one, inebriated is not a Halloween costume, I must reattempt the first thing tomorrow. 

Before I set forth on a hunt for Advil and Gatorade, I would like to remind the Internet that I am and have always been an excellent drunk typist. I wonder if, in the morning, I'll regret having added this fact to the "Special Skills" section of my resume.