The Baltimore Football Ravens bested the San Francisco Football 49ers last night to win the Beyoncé concert, but the real story from Super Bowl Roman Numerals Go Here was the blackout that befell the Superdome a few clock ticks into the game's third quarter.
An estimated 108.4 million people waited for 30-plus minutes for the crew in New Orleans to relight the stadium, and because observing total darkness is even less tolerable than observing football, folks took to Twitter to spout off at the thumbs about it at a mind-banging clip of nearly 231,500 tweets per minute. Many of which were just damn good. So I've posted them below.
Top Ten Tweets from the Blackout Bowl