Gala Getup

The AIDS Emergency Fund is throwing a gala in Golden Gate Park tonight and Bevan and I (but mostly Bevan) were invited to attend as guests of Target. Though I had originally planned to wear a suit and tie because the word 'gala' sounds fancy, I reread the invitation a few minutes ago and discovered that the theme is actually "Vintage 1982" which, according to Google, means I should go with something a little less, well, less.

If you'll excuse me, I have less than one hour to achieve abs.