Emma Thompson's character has a line in my favorite holiday flick ("Love Actually") that goes something like this.
"The trouble with being the Prime Minister's sister is it does put your life into rather harsh perspective. What did my brother do today? He stood up and fought for his country. And what did I do? I made a papier-maché lobster head."
Well tonight, as we speak, my fabulously hilarious neighbor Tyler is becoming best friends with Andy Cohen on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live."
— Tyler Oakley (@tyleroakley) November 1, 2012
And me? I'm sitting on my bedroom floor choking down the rest of the footlong Subway BLT that I fell asleep eating last night. But I'm not jealous. No, not I. Because the more I think about it, the more I realize that there's probably not even that much bacon on "Watch What Happens Live."