Girl Problems

Yesterday evening Sassy Laura introduced me to @whitegrlproblem, a shart-making new Twitter account depicting the everyday struggles of one wealthy white woman.

Although I'm neither wealthy nor a woman, I couldn't help but notice how closely @whitegrlproblem's quandaries resemble my own.

In fact, so stricken was my fancy by @whitegrlproblem that I spent a dirty hunk of yesterday's minutes imbibing each and every one of her 356 tweets, of which I've compiled a "top-ten" list.

Have joy.

Top Ten Tweets That Prove @whitegrlproblem Gets Me

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One.

I consider it important to note that I do not condone classism, racism or sexism.

Or exorcism.