Co-Worker Heather and I were discussing extraordinarily crucial matters of business in the office of the company that employs us earlier this day when she committed an oratory blunder that I could not, in good conscience, let slide.
Me: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. I know a guy."
Co-Worker Heather: "Oh right, I forgot about your VIP-ness."
Me: "Did you just say V.I.Penis?"
Co-Worker Heather: "No."
Me: "Okay. Just making sure."