Very Important Penis

Co-Worker Heather and I were discussing extraordinarily crucial matters of business in the office of the company that employs us earlier this day when she committed an oratory blunder that I could not, in good conscience, let slide.

Me: "Don't worry, I'll take care of it. I know a guy." 

Co-Worker Heather: "Oh right, I forgot about your VIP-ness." 

A pause. 

Me: "Did you just say V.I.Penis?"

A pause. 

Co-Worker Heather: "No."

Me: "Okay. Just making sure."