Pick and Choose

After weeks of neglect, I logged in to my formspring.me account this evening and discovered a rather unbecoming trend among the anonymous questions in my inbox.

Although I was fairly certain that the inquires were in reference to the profile image that I use to represent myself on various social networking sites, I couldn't help but wonder, "Did somebody install a hidden camera in my bedroom? And in my shower? And in my car? And in my office? And on my jogging route?"

Unwilling to own up to my ungainly habit, I opted to answer the least revealing question in the bunch.