Homemade Dessert

I was celebrating the birth of Saint Cinco de Mayo at a house party earlier this evening when I stumbled into a hilariously filthy cross-party exchange.

Male Partygoer #1 (eating cake): "This frosting is majestic!" 

Male Partygoer #2 (from across the room): "It's because I came on it!" 

Male Partygoer #3 (quietly): "I'm still having seconds."