Number Two

Under what circumstances is it acceptable for a twenty-five-year-old man to suffer a mishap of the "I just shat myself" variety?

I ask because I came uncomfortably close to doing just that while enjoying an episode of my favorite Taiwanese reality television show recently.

Lin Yu Chun, a portly contestant on "Super Star Avenue," Taiwan's "American Idol" equivalent, gave a mind-screwing, Susan Boyle-esque performance of Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You" last night, ushering him one round closer to the show's million dollar prize.

A clip of said performance has been generiously provided below.

Have joy.

Oh, and mind your bowels.