Personal Touch

My parents and a herd of their buddies will flock to the city I presently inhabit to commemorate the feast day of Saint Patrick this weekend.

Because I traditionally join the aforementioned group in utilizing a trough of emerald tinted lager in honor of the patron saint of Ireland, I felt it necessary to send my folks a note of reassurance regarding my plan of action this year in relation to my behavior on Saint Patrick’s Days of yore.