Mindful of my infatuation with the World Wide Web, Florida Cousin Christopher shared the following cartoon with me earlier this day.
In the spirit of popcorn-eating bunnies, I spent the remainder of my afternoon closely monitoring my Google usage.
Below are the results.
Google Search: sexual napalm
Google Search: voice of Gargamel from "The Smurfs"
Google Search: hotels in Smurf Village
Mom: "Hey honey!"
Me: "What do you want?"
Mom: "I just want to make sure you're okay about, you know, the hamster thing."
Me: "I'm fine."
Mom: "Good. Okay, well, I'd better get back to work. I love you."
Google Search: grieving dead pets
Google Search: pet psychologist
Google Books: "The Hamster: An Owner's Guide to a Happy Healthy Pet"
Google Search: pet stores in Chicago
Google Transit: Directions to 124 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago
Sister Kelly: "What's up?"
Sister Kelly: "Me too. Sorry about the hamster news, by the way."
Me: "Oh. Ha. No worries. I haven't thought about it once today."
Sister Kelly: "Good.
Sister Kelly: "Did you really let him pee on my toothbrush?"
Subject: Get over it.
It was fifteen years ago. Grow a pair.
Google Search: I'm mad
Google Books: "I'm Mad (Dealing With Feelings)"
Google Search: I'm still mad
Google Shopping: Rare 10th Anniversary "MAD Magazine" Still Photo
Google Video: Mad TV Sketches
Google Image Search: funny sketches
Google Image Search: funny pictures
Me: "I miss Arnold."
Dad: "You've got to be kidding me."