Damn Shame

Mindful of my infatuation with the World Wide Web, Florida Cousin Christopher shared the following cartoon with me earlier this day.

In the spirit of popcorn-eating bunnies, I spent the remainder of my afternoon closely monitoring my Google usage.

Below are the results.

Have joy.

Google Search: sexual napalm

Google Search: voice of Gargamel from "The Smurfs"

Google Search: hotels in Smurf Village

Google Chat:

Mom: "Hey honey!"

Me: "What do you want?"

Mom: "I just want to make sure you're okay about, you know, the hamster thing."

Me: "I'm fine."

Mom: "Good. Okay, well, I'd better get back to work. I love you."

Me: "Whatever."

Google Search: grieving dead pets

Google Search: pet psychologist

Google Books: "The Hamster: An Owner's Guide to a Happy Healthy Pet"

Google Search: pet stores in Chicago

Google Transit: Directions to 124 North Michigan Avenue, Chicago

Google Chat:

Sister Kelly: "What's up?"

Me: "Working."

Sister Kelly: "Me too. Sorry about the hamster news, by the way."

Me: "Oh. Ha. No worries. I haven't thought about it once today."

Sister Kelly: "Good.

A pause.

Sister Kelly: "Did you really let him pee on my toothbrush?"

Gmail:

From: Dad
Subject: Get over it.

Corey,

It was fifteen years ago. Grow a pair.

Love,

Dad

Google Search: I'm mad

Google Books: "I'm Mad (Dealing With Feelings)"

Google Search: I'm still mad

Google Shopping: Rare 10th Anniversary "MAD Magazine" Still Photo

Google Video: Mad TV Sketches

Google Image Search: funny sketches

Google Image Search: funny pictures

Google Buzz:

Me: "I miss Arnold."

Dad: "You've got to be kidding me."