I'll be venturing to the City of New York City later this day with Substitute Teacher Friend Evan and Crystal "The Opportunity" for a weekend of joyness.
Although it's been over three and a half years since I studied journalism as a Fighting Violet at NYU, each time I return to the Big Apple I can't help but think about my unrealized collegiate dream of becoming a famous television news anchor. And while it's now entirely unlikely that I'll ever utter a single "Good night, and good luck." on air for a major TV network without being detained by a throng of security guards, I still cling to a few diminutive mementos of what might have been.
Below is one of them.