I ordered beets and goat cheese while lunching with my family this afternoon.

Today's peculiar request, coupled with my constant hankering for homemade sweet potato fries, has led me to believe that I've either finally outgrown my addiction to McDonald's Chicken Nuggets and Ramen Noodles, both of which have plagued my personal dining menu for the better part of a decade, or that I'm knocked up.

Although I am yet unsure which scenario would be more likely, I've decided to curb my alcohol consumption just in case.