Is it still considered a domestic dispute if neither disputer resides in a domicile? I ask because I happened upon what I believe to be a lover's quarrel between two assumed homeless humans in front of a downtown McDonald's fine dining restaurant this afternoon.
Below is a transcript of the assumed couple's exchange. For the sake of your children, actual or future, I have substituted the word "cuss" for terms that might pound young eardrums a bit too forcefully.
Assumed Homeless Man: Cuss, your cussin' cuss stinks!
Assumed Homeless Woman: Cusser, you got a cussin' tiny prick, cuss!
Assumed Homeless Man: I will smack your mother cussin' face if you come near me again with your stinky cussin' cuss, cussbag!
Assumed Homeless Woman: Go cuss yourself, Don!