Part journal, part scrapbook and part storage unit for swear words, this web log began in a tiny Brooklyn Heights apartment in the fall of 2005 with a poorly-written rant about a college literature course. In the years since, Corey Lambert has used this cyber space to stash a shitload of posts spanning a wide range of topics including face cancer, French fry addiction and why it's absolutely acceptable to get blackout drunk in any situation involving air travel. Nearly every entry penned for this site can be found in the Archive or by putting to good use the Search function.
Corey Lambert graduated from the University of New York University with a degree in English quite some time ago. While the smoke clears on his future plans he moonlights as a gainfully employed ex-manny. He enjoys romantic comedy films, clothing with thumb holes and showering immediately after a haircut. He respectfully dislikes the use of serial commas, people who clip their fingernails on public transit and, much of the time, himself. A native of Muskegon, Michigan, Corey currently resides in San Francisco with his gay male partner, their two dogs and George Clooney, his 11-inch MacBook Air.