About This Blog

Part journal, part scrapbook and part storehouse for swear words, this web log began in a minuscule Brooklyn Heights one-bedroom in the fall of 2005 with a shoddily-written rant about a college literature course. In the years since, this cyber space has been used to stash more than a thousand posts spanning a wide range of topics including French fry addiction, face cancer and the countless reasons why it is absolutely appropriate to get stinking drunk in any situation involving air travel. Nearly every entry can be found in the Archive or by putting through its paces the Search function.


About Corey Lambert

Corey Lambert graduated from the University of New York University with a degree in English quite some time ago. While the smoke clears on his future plans he moonlights as a gainfully employed ex-manny. He enjoys romantic comedy films, clothing with thumb holes and showering immediately after a haircut. He respectfully dislikes the use of serial commas, Harry Caray impersonations and anyone who clips their fingernails on the bus. A native of Michigan, Corey currently resides in San Francisco with his partner, two pups and George Clooney, his 11-inch MacBook Air.